Mothers Day Jokes that Bring Lightheartedness to the Day

Why not share some Mothers Day jokes with your mom on Mothers Day this year? Ha! Ha! He! He! That could easily be you and your mom laughing it up. Moms everywhere need a good laugh and when it comes to motherhood, lots of hilarity pops up all of the time. For instance, are you a mother? If you are, then you will be able to relate to these humorous quips about motherhood, titled, "You Know you're a Mother When …": You know you're a mother when you count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal. You know you're a mother when your kids throw-up and you catch it.

A Mothers Day joke like this one is sure to put everyone in stitches: You know you're a mother when someone else's kid throws up at a party and you keep eating. You know you're a mother when you hear your mother's voice coming out of your mouth when you exclaim, "NOT in your good clothes!" And the jokes continue – You know you're a mother when you have time to shave only one leg at a time. You know you're a mother when you hope ketchup is a vegetable since it's the only one your child will eat. You know you're a mother when you stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.

A joke for your mother's benefit can be as simple as "What do moms really want for Mothers Day?" Answer: "For my teenager to announce 'Hey Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!'" According to everyone's favorite source of information, the Internet, all mothers would like "five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty." A joke for your mom has been successful if it brings a smile to her lips that also reach her eyes. Let's face it mothers, haven't you ever found yourself cutting your husband's sandwiches into cut animal shapes because that's what your little darlings like?!

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